The True History of the Blackadder by J. F. Roberts

Author:J. F. Roberts [Roberts, J. F.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Humor, General
ISBN: 9781409051718
Google: x9C6eIHrKE8C
Amazon: B009HSPOEI
Publisher: Random House
Published: 2012-10-10T16:00:00+00:00

BALDRICK:

Hello, Mr E!

JUDGE:

Name?

BALDRICK:

Baldrick, Your Honour.

JUDGE:

First name?

BALDRICK:

Drop-dead.

JUDGE:

I beg your pardon?

BALDRICK:

That’s my first name. I think it is, anyway, ’cause when people see me they shout out, ‘Drop dead, Baldrick!’

JUDGE:

Do you have any explanation as to why [Blackadder] has failed to appear?

BALDRICK:

Er, no, Your Honour, but he did give me this note …

JUDGE:

‘From Edmund Blackadder to Lord Chief Justice Edmonds. Dear Sir, the reason I can’t be present is because I’ve got far better things to do with my time than turn up at your stupid court, you overdressed beardy weirdy.’ … Mr D. Baldrick, of 17 Rubbish Row, London – I condemn you to death.

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